Miles and Julius are cooking breakfast in strange clothing.
Miles is wearing an over-sized jumper that makes him look like he’s in a smock dress and Julius has a salmon shirt on with no buttons done up. It’s a lot for the opening scene of the episode.
Not only are they wearing offensive breakfast outfits, they are bragging about their crazzzzzy night in the hot tub last night with other people’s girlfriends.
It all comes out: Reza and Verity’s flame emoji texting scandal caused tension in the house on Monday’s Made In Chelsea
Reza is fuming because Ruby was involved in said hot tub situation but before anyone can feel too sorry for him it’s revealed he sent Verity flame emojis on Instagram last year while she was still with Tristan.
Miles and Julius are salivating over this development. They seem a little too bothered by it to be honest. Miles, for example, puts his head in his hands. This is something some people don’t even do when they back their car into a pole, so Miles’ level of distress is actually a bit alarming.
Miles and Julius then float from the kitchen to the barn – like the sisters from The Shining – to confront Reza about the texts that have nothing to do with them.
‘We hear you’ve been texting multiple girls!’ Julius says, as if he’s the dad and Miles is the mum and Reza is their son who’s been caught ringing up a hefty bill on a Cam Girls subscription.
Hysterics: Ruby flits around the house trying to work out what’s going on with Reza. She confronts Verity and cries
U ok huns? Miles and Julius are salivating over the Reza text scandal. They seem a little too bothered by it to be honest. Miles, for example, puts his head in his hands. This is something some people don’t even do when they back their car into a pole
Confrontation! Maeva is fuming that Liv and Emily have made friends so decides to hate Tiff instead
Reza laughs in their face and declares that this is ‘old news’ – as if it’s okay to send snakey messages behind one’s girlfriend’s back as long as it happened several months ago. A bit like when penalty points fall off a driver’s license after three years.
Miles and Julius then list all the messages to Reza, having apparently memorised the lot of them. Perhaps get another project lads? Like bonsai tree cultivating or butter churning?
Ruby walks in on this and seizes Rez’s phone to inspect the messages. She stumbles across one that asks Verity: ‘When are you going to dump Tristan?’ Apparently this is because Rez calls Verity – whose surname is Bowditch – ‘Bow Ditch A Man’ which, presumably, is meant to be funny but sadly no one’s laughing. Ever.
Doin’ it for themselves: Miles and Julius then float from the kitchen to the barn – like the sisters from The Shining – to confront Reza about the texts that have nothing to do with them
Not having it: Reza declares that this is ‘old news’ – as if it’s okay to send snakey messages behind one’s girlfriend’s back as long as it happened several months ago. A bit like when penalty points fall off a driver’s license after three years
Maeva is fuming that Liv and Emily have made friends so decides to hate Tiff instead.
Liv decides not to turn up to drinks with the three girls, leaving them to have it out. Maeva decides to throw Tristan under the bus by telling Tiff he hates her.
This gets back to Tristan and Liv the next morning, who scold Maeva over it. This altercation takes place on the decking outside a wood cabin which has a locked one-way door – so when Maeva tries to storm off she needs to knock on said door to gain access. WHO opened it from the other side is the question on everyone’s lips.
Ruby flits around the house trying to work out what’s going on with Reza. She confronts Verity and cries. She chats through it with Fred and looks like she’s about to cry. Maybe – just maybe – it might be an idea to chat to Reza about this Ruby.
Give me that! Ruby walks in on this and seizes Rez’s phone to inspect the messages
Made In Chelsea (& Westminster): Julius tells Ollie and Gareth that he was the first ever IVF baby in history (or something like that) and that he is a miracle child
Julius tells Ollie and Gareth that he was the first ever IVF baby in history (or something like that) and that he is a miracle child. He also says he was conceived in the Chelsea & Westminster Hospital and so was… wait for it… Made In Chelsea! Good one Julius.
Robbie – remember him? No? – announces he’s not to keen on barbecues. Or ‘the B.B.Q. as they say’. Why Robbie? What is so offensive about it? How else would you eat a sausage? Raw perhaps? Pipe down!
Fred tries to advise Reza about his predicament. He explains that he likes them both and has known Reza for a long time, but only known Ruby for a short time. This doesn’t compute to be honest because Reza and Ruby have supposedly been together for eight years. Do they not actually do stuff together?
Deflection rejection: Maeva decides to throw Tristan under the bus by telling Tiff he hates her
Fuming: This gets back to Tristan and Liv the next morning, who scold Maeva over it
Throwing more mud into the Reza/Ruby waters, while arguing with Verity and Habbs, Reza declares he and Ruby weren’t together in 2018.
HAVE. YOU. BEEN. TOGETHER. FOR. EIGHT. YEARS. OR. NOT? Someone sort this out, yeah?
Ruby then gets hysterical and starts screaming and crying. Everyone looks over at them awkwardly, including Miles and Julius who are now wearing matching Top Gun jackets (obvs)!
Made In Chelsea continues on Monday at 9PM on E4.
Back soon: Made In Chelsea continues on Monday at 9PM on E4